When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
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no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."
"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."
Bad Bitches through the ages
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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"Não sabes,caro amigo,como meu coração é inquieto e desigual.É desnecessário dizer-to: porventura não tens,tu mesmo,tido o desprazer de me ver passar rapidamente da tristeza aos transportes da alegria e de uma doce melancolia a uma paixão funesta!Eu trato meu coracão como uma criança doente,tudo o que deseja lhe concedo.Não digas isto a ninguém,porque haveria quem me incriminasse." - Goethe~~ Permalink ~~ Reblog ~~